var isDOM = (document.getElementById ? true : false); 
var isIE4 = ((document.all && !isDOM) ? true : false);
var isNS4 = (document.layers ? true : false);

//***********************************************
//* Gets the Reference on which Browser 
//* is working and than returns the properties
//***********************************************

function getRef(id) {
	if (isDOM) return document.getElementById(id);
	if (isIE4) return document.all[id];
	if (isNS4) return document.layers[id];
}
//***********************************************
//* Because IE and NN are different, this
//* function gets the style from the browser
//***********************************************
function getSty(id) {
	return (isNS4 ? getRef(id) : getRef(id).style);
} 
//***********************************************
//*
//*
//***********************************************

var popTimer = 0;
var litNow = new Array();

//***********************************************
//* this function generates the POP menu
//* every time is activated
//***********************************************
function popOver(menuNum, itemNum) {
	clearTimeout(popTimer);
	hideAllBut(menuNum);
	litNow = getTree(menuNum, itemNum);
	changeCol(litNow, true);
	targetNum = menu[menuNum][itemNum].target;
	if (targetNum > 0) {
		thisX = parseInt(menu[menuNum][0].ref.left) + parseInt(menu[menuNum][itemNum].ref.left);
		thisY = parseInt(menu[menuNum][0].ref.top) + parseInt(menu[menuNum][itemNum].ref.top);
		with (menu[targetNum][0].ref) {
			left = parseInt(thisX + menu[targetNum][0].x);
			top = parseInt(thisY + menu[targetNum][0].y);
			visibility = 'visible';
       }
   }
}
//***********************************************
//* POPOut executes termination of the
//* actual place
//***********************************************
function popOut(menuNum, itemNum) {
	if ((menuNum == 0) && !menu[menuNum][itemNum].target)
		hideAllBut(0)
	else
		popTimer = setTimeout('hideAllBut(0)', 500);
}

// Array index is the menu number. The contents are null (if that menu is not a parent)
// or the item number in that menu that is an ancestor (to light it up).
//***********************************************
//* Gets the actual tree of information
//*
//***********************************************
function getTree(menuNum, itemNum) {
	itemArray = new Array(menu.length);
	while(1) {
		itemArray[menuNum] = itemNum;
		// If we've reached the top of the hierarchy, return.
		if (menuNum == 0) return itemArray;
			itemNum = menu[menuNum][0].parentItem;
			menuNum = menu[menuNum][0].parentMenu;
	}
}
// Pass an array and a boolean to specify colour change, true = over colour.
//***********************************************
//* Works with Columns
//* 
//***********************************************
function changeCol(changeArray, isOver) {
	for (menuCount = 0; menuCount < changeArray.length; menuCount++) {
		if (changeArray[menuCount]) {
			newCol = isOver ? menu[menuCount][0].overCol : menu[menuCount][0].backCol;
			// Change the colours of the div/layer background.
			with (menu[menuCount][changeArray[menuCount]].ref) {
			if (isNS4) bgColor = newCol;
			else backgroundColor = newCol;
         }
      }
   }
}
//***********************************************
//* Hides the rest of menu
//*
//***********************************************
function hideAllBut(menuNum) {
	var keepMenus = getTree(menuNum, 1);
	for (count = 0; count < menu.length; count++)
		if (!keepMenus[count])
			menu[count][0].ref.visibility = 'hidden';
			changeCol(litNow, false);
}
// *** MENU CONSTRUCTION FUNCTIONS ***
//***********************************************
//* Makes the construction of the Menu
//* 
//***********************************************
function Menu(isVert, popInd, x, y, width, overCol, backCol, borderClass, textClass) {
	// True or false - a vertical menu?
	this.isVert = isVert;
	// The popout indicator used (if any) for this menu.
	this.popInd = popInd
	// Position and size settings.
	this.x = x;
	this.y = y;
	this.width = width;
	// Colours of menu and items.
	this.overCol = overCol;
	this.backCol = backCol;
	// The stylesheet class used for item borders and the text within items.
	this.borderClass = borderClass;
	this.textClass = textClass;
	// Parent menu and item numbers, indexed later.
	this.parentMenu = null;
	this.parentItem = null;
	// Reference to the object's style properties (set later).
	this.ref = null;
}
//***********************************************
//* Generates the Items for the Menu Options
//*
//***********************************************
function Item(text, href, frame, length, spacing, target) {
	this.text = text;
	this.href = href;
	this.frame = frame;
	this.length = length;
	this.spacing = spacing;
	this.target = target;
	// Reference to the object's style properties (set later).
	this.ref = null;
}
//***********************************************
//* Write the Menu in the Web Site
//*
//***********************************************
function writeMenus() {
	if (!isDOM && !isIE4 && !isNS4) return;
		for (currMenu = 0; currMenu < menu.length; currMenu++) with (menu[currMenu][0]) {
		// Variable for holding HTML for items and positions of next item.
		var str = '', itemX = 0, itemY = 0;

		// Remember, items start from 1 in the array (0 is menu object itself, above).
		// Also use properties of each item nested in the other with() for construction.
		for (currItem = 1; currItem < menu[currMenu].length; currItem++) with (menu[currMenu][currItem]) {
			var itemID = 'menu' + currMenu + 'item' + currItem;
			// The width and height of the menu item - dependent on orientation!
			var w = (isVert ? width : length);
			var h = (isVert ? length : width);
	// Create a div or layer text string with appropriate styles/properties.
	// the width must be a miniumum of 3 for it to work in that browser.
			if (isDOM || isIE4) {
				str += '<div id="' + itemID + '" style="position: absolute; left: ' + itemX + '; top: ' + itemY + '; width: ' + w + '; height: ' + h + '; visibility: inherit; ';
			if (backCol) str += 'background: ' + backCol + '; ';
				str += '" ';
		}
		if (isNS4) {
			str += '<layer id="' + itemID + '" left="' + itemX + '" top="' + itemY + '" width="' +  w + '" height="' + h + '" visibility="inherit" ';
			if (backCol) str += 'bgcolor="' + backCol + '" ';
		}
		if (borderClass) str += 'class="' + borderClass + '" ';
			// Add mouseover handlers and finish div/layer.
			str += 'onMouseOver="popOver(' + currMenu + ',' + currItem + ')" onMouseOut="popOut(' + currMenu + ',' + currItem + ')">';
			// Add contents of item (default: table with link inside).
			// In IE/NS6+, add padding if there's a border to emulate NS4's layer padding.
			// If a target frame is specified, also add that to the <a> tag.
			str += '<table width="' + (w - 8) + '" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="' + (!isNS4 && borderClass ? 3 : 0) + '"><tr><td align="left" height="' + (h - 7) + '">' + '<a class="' + textClass + '" href="' + href + '"' + (frame ? ' target="' + frame + '">' : '>') + text + '</a></td>';
		if (target > 0) {
			// Set target's parents to this menu item.
			menu[target][0].parentMenu = currMenu;
			menu[target][0].parentItem = currItem;
			// Add a popout indicator.
			if (popInd) str += '<td class="' + textClass + '" align="right">' + popInd + '</td>';
		}
		str += '</tr></table>' + (isNS4 ? '</layer>' : '</div>');
		if (isVert) itemY += length + spacing;
		else itemX += length + spacing;
		}
	if (isDOM) {
		var newDiv = document.createElement('div');
		document.getElementsByTagName('body').item(0).appendChild(newDiv);
		newDiv.innerHTML = str;
		ref = newDiv.style;
		ref.position = 'absolute';
		ref.visibility = 'hidden';
	}

	// Insert a div tag to the end of the BODY with menu HTML in place for IE4.
	if (isIE4) {
		document.body.insertAdjacentHTML('beforeEnd', '<div id="menu' + currMenu + 'div" ' + 'style="position: absolute; visibility: hidden">' + str + '</div>');
		ref = getSty('menu' + currMenu + 'div');
	}
	// In NS4, create a reference to a new layer and write the items to it.
	if (isNS4) {
		ref = new Layer(0);
		ref	.document.write(str);
		ref.document.close();
	}
	for (currItem = 1; currItem < menu[currMenu].length; currItem++) {
		itemName = 'menu' + currMenu + 'item' + currItem;
		if (isDOM || isIE4) menu[currMenu][currItem].ref = getSty(itemName);
		if (isNS4) menu[currMenu][currItem].ref = ref.document[itemName];
   		}
	}
	with(menu[0][0]) {
	ref.left = x;
	ref.top = y;
	ref.visibility = 'visible';
   }
}
//*****************************************************************************************
// Syntaxes: *** START EDITING HERE, READ THIS SECTION CAREFULLY! ***
//
// menu[menuNumber][0] = new Menu(Vertical menu? (true/false), 'popout indicator', left, top,
// width, 'mouseover colour', 'background colour', 'border stylesheet', 'text stylesheet');
//
// Left and Top are measured on-the-fly relative to the top-left corner of its trigger, or
// for the root menu, the top-left corner of the page.
//
// menu[menuNumber][itemNumber] = new Item('Text', 'URL', 'target frame', length of menu item,
//  additional spacing to next menu item, number of target menu to popout);
//
// If no target menu (popout) is desired, set it to 0. Likewise, if your site does not use
// frames, pass an empty string as a frame target.
//
// Something that needs explaining - the Vertical Menu setup. You can see most menus below
// are 'true', that is they are vertical, except for the first root menu. The 'length' and
// 'width' of an item depends on its orientation -- length is how long the item runs for in
// the direction of the menu, and width is the lateral dimension of the menu. Just look at
// the examples and tweak the numbers, they'll make sense eventually :).
//***********************************************

var menu = new Array();

//***********************************************
// Default colours passed to most menu constructors (just passed to functions, not
// a global variable - makes things easier to change later in bulk).
// color de el highlight / color del background del submenu
//***********************************************

var defOver = '5472BC', defBack = 'CC0033';

//***********************************************
// Default 'length' of menu items - item height if menu is vertical, width if horizontal.
//***********************************************

var defLength = 16;

//***********************************************
// Menu 0 is the special, 'root' menu from which everything else arises.
//***********************************************

menu[0] = new Array();

//***********************************************
// A non-vertical menu with a few different colours and no popout indicator, as an example.
// *** MOVE ROOT MENU AROUND HERE ***  it's positioned at (5, 0) and is 17px high now.
//***********************************************

menu[0][0] = new Menu(true, '', 27, 120, 120, '#003399', '#7D8EBF', '', 'itemText');
//***********************************************
// Notice how the targets are all set to nonzero values...
// The 'length' of each of these items is 40, and there is spacing of 10 to the next item.
// Most of the links are set to '#' hashes, make sure you change them to actual files.
// menu[menuNumber][itemNumber] = new Item('Text', 'URL', 'target frame', length of menu item,
//  additional spacing to next menu item, number of target menu to popout);
//***********************************************

menu[0][1] = new Item('Lustige Texte', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/texte/index.htm', '', 16, 10, 0);
menu[0][2] = new Item('Lustige Bilder', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/bilder/html/bilder01.htm', '', 16, 10, 0);
menu[0][3] = new Item('Witze', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/witze/index.htm', '', 16, 10, 1);
menu[0][4] = new Item('Lustige Videos', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/videos/html/index.htm', '', 16, 10, 2);
menu[0][5] = new Item('Lustige Progs', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/progs/html/index.htm', '', 16, 10, 3);
// menu[0][6] = new Item('Lustige Sounds', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/sounds/index.htm', '', 16, 10, 4);
menu[0][6] = new Item('Präsentationen', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/praesentationen/html/index.htm', '', 16, 10, 0);
// menu[0][7] = new Item('OVER 18 FUN', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/over18/index.htm', '', 16, 10, 0);
menu[0][7] = new Item('Software', 'http://www.funnypage.de/software/index.htm', '', 16, 10, 0);
menu[0][8] = new Item('Letzte Seite im Netz', 'http://www.funnypage.de/lastpage.htm', '', 16, 10, 0);
menu[0][9] = new Item('Sonderrubrik', '#', '', 16, 10, 4);


//***********************************************
// An example of a link with a target frame/window as well...
// menu[0][4] = new Item('  Site', 'http://gusnz.cjb.net', '_new', 40, 10, 0);
// File menu.
//***********************************************


//***********************************************
// Witzemenu.
//***********************************************

menu[1] = new Array();
menu[1][0] = new Menu(true, '>', 127, 0, 140, defOver, defBack, 'itemBorder', 'itemText2');
menu[1][1] = new Item('ÄRZTE', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/witze/aerztewitze.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[1][2] = new Item('BERUFE', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/witze/berufswitze.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[1][3] = new Item('BLONDINEN', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/witze/blondinen.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[1][4] = new Item('BUNDESWEHR', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/witze/bundeswehr.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[1][5] = new Item('COMPUTER', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/witze/computerwitze.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[1][6] = new Item('FIESE', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/witze/fiesewitze.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[1][7] = new Item('GASTSTÄTTE', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/witze/gaststaette.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[1][8] = new Item('GEMISCHTE', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/witze/gemischte.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[1][9] = new Item('KIRCHE', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/witze/kirchenwitze.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[1][10] = new Item('MANTA', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/witze/mantawitze.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[1][11] = new Item('MUSIKER', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/witze/musikerwitze.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[1][12] = new Item('NATIONALITÄTEN', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/witze/nationalitaeten.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[1][13] = new Item('POLIZEI', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/witze/polizistenwitze.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[1][14] = new Item('SPORTLER', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/witze/sportlerwitze.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[1][15] = new Item('STUDENTEN', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/witze/studentenwitze.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[1][16] = new Item('TIER', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/witze/tierwitze.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[1][17] = new Item('VIAGRA', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/witze/viagrawitze.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);


//***********************************************
// Lustige Videos menu.
//***********************************************

menu[2] = new Array();
menu[2][0] = new Menu(true, '<', 127, 0, 140, defOver, defBack, 'itemBorder', 'itemText2');
menu[2][1] = new Item('WERBESPOTS', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/videos/html/werbespots/index.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[2][2] = new Item('SPORTLICHES', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/videos/html/sport/index.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[2][3] = new Item('TIERISCHES', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/videos/html/tierisch/index.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[2][4] = new Item('MISSGESCHICKE', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/videos/html/missgeschicke/index.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[2][5] = new Item('VERMISCHTES', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/videos/html/vermischtes/index.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);

//***********************************************
// Lustige Progs menu.
//***********************************************

menu[3] = new Array();
menu[3][0] = new Menu(true, '>', 127, 0, 140, defOver, defBack, 'itemBorder', 'itemText2');
menu[3][1] = new Item('SPIELE', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/progs/html/spiele/index.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[3][2] = new Item('ANIMIERTES', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/progs/html/animiert/index.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[3][3] = new Item('VERMISCHTES', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/progs/html/vermischtes/index.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[3][4] = new Item('SCHERZPROGS', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/progs/html/scherzprogs/index.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
menu[3][5] = new Item('DESKTOPSPAß', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/progs/html/desktop/index.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);


//***********************************************
// Lustige Sounds menu.
//***********************************************

// menu[4] = new Array();
// menu[4][0] = new Menu(true, '>', 127, 0, 140, defOver, defBack, 'itemBorder', 'itemText2');
// menu[4][1] = new Item('MAILBOX', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/sounds/index.htm', '', defLength, 0, 5);
// menu[4][2] = new Item('VERMISCHTE', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/sounds/gemischt/index.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);


//***********************************************
// Lustige Sounds Anruf menu.
//***********************************************

// menu[5] = new Array();
// menu[5][0] = new Menu(true, '>', 142, 0, 140, defOver, defBack, 'itemBorder', 'itemText2');
// menu[5][1] = new Item('COMIC', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/sounds/anruf/comic/index.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
// menu[5][2] = new Item('DIVERSES', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/sounds/anruf/diverses/index.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
// menu[5][3] = new Item('EROTISCHES', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/sounds/anruf/erotik/index.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
// menu[5][4] = new Item('FERNSEHEN', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/sounds/anruf/fernsehen/index.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
// menu[5][5] = new Item('MUSIKALISCHES', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/sounds/anruf/musik/index.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);
// menu[5][6] = new Item('STARS', 'http://www.funnypage.de/fun/sounds/anruf/stars/index.htm', '', defLength, 0, 0);


//***********************************************
// Sonderrubrik --- SCHERZ
//***********************************************

menu[4] = new Array();
menu[4][0] = new Menu(true, '>', 127, 0, 140, defOver, defBack, 'itemBorder', 'itemText2');
menu[4][1] = new Item('Sonderrubrik?', '#', '', defLength, 0, 5);

menu[5] = new Array();
menu[5][0] = new Menu(true, '>', 142, 0, 140, defOver, defBack, 'itemBorder', 'itemText2');
menu[5][1] = new Item('gibt es hier nicht!', '#', '', defLength, 0, 6);

menu[6] = new Array();
menu[6][0] = new Menu(true, '>', 142, 0, 140, defOver, defBack, 'itemBorder', 'itemText2');
menu[6][1] = new Item('Dies ist einfach', '#', '', defLength, 0, 7);

menu[7] = new Array();
menu[7][0] = new Menu(true, '>', 142, 0, 140, defOver, defBack, 'itemBorder', 'itemText2');
menu[7][1] = new Item('nur ein Scherz :-)', '#', '', defLength, 0, 0);



//***********************************************
// *** OPTIONAL CODE FROM HERE DOWN ***
// These two lines handle the window resize bug in NS4. See <body onResize="...">.
// I recommend you leave this here as otherwise when you resize NS4's width menus are hidden.
//***********************************************

var popOldWidth = window.innerWidth;
nsResizeHandler = new Function('if (popOldWidth != window.innerWidth) location.reload()');

//***********************************************
// This is a quick snippet that captures all clicks on the document and hides the menus
// every time you click. Use if you want.
//***********************************************

if (isNS4) document.captureEvents(Event.CLICK);
document.onclick = clickHandle;

function clickHandle(evt)
{
 if (isNS4) document.routeEvent(evt);
 hideAllBut(0);
}

//***********************************************
// This is just the moving command for the example.
//***********************************************

function moveRoot()
{
 with(menu[0][0].ref) left = ((parseInt(left) < 100) ? 100 : 5);
}
//  End of SCRIPT MAIN.JS

//***********************************************
// SHOW THE DATE FROM TODAY
//***********************************************

function showzeit(){
var months=new Array(13);
months[1]="Januar";
months[2]="Februar";
months[3]="März";
months[4]="April";
months[5]="Mai";
months[6]="Juni";
months[7]="Juli";
months[8]="August";
months[9]="September";
months[10]="Oktober";
months[11]="November";
months[12]="Dezember";
var time=new Date();
var lmonth=months[time.getMonth() + 1];
var date=time.getDate();
var year=time.getYear();
if (year < 2000)    
year = year + 1900; 
return(date+"."+lmonth +" "+  year );
}

//***********************************************
// MAKES THE SUBMENU - ON WEB PAGE (TOP OPTIONS)
//***********************************************
function navmenu(){
var info ="<table border=0 width=480 height=24>"

info+="<tr>"
info+="<td width=60 bgcolor=#00669 align=center>"
info+="<a href=http://www.funnypage.de/index.htm target=_top>"
info+="<font face=Arial size=2 color=#FFFFFF>Home</font></a></td>"
info+="<td width=60 bgcolor=#006699 align=center><a href=http://www.funnypage.de/news/index.htm>"

info+="<font face=Arial size=2 color=#FFFFFF>News</font></a></td>"

info+="<td width=60 bgcolor=#006699 align=center><a target='_blank' href=http://funnypage.mainchat.de>"

info+="<font face=Arial size=2 color=#FFFFFF>Chatten</font></a></td>"

info+="<td width=60 bgcolor=#006699 align=center><a target='_blank' href=http://www.funnypage.de/gaestebuch/>"

info+="<font face=Arial size=2 color=#FFFFFF>Gästebuch</font></a></td>"

info+="<td width=60 bgcolor=#006699 align=center><a target='_blank' href=http://www.funnypage.de/forum/index.php>"

info+="<font face=Arial size=2 color=#FFFFFF>Forum</font></a></td>"

info+="<td width=60 bgcolor=#006699 align=center><a href=http://www.funnypage.de/impressum/index.htm>"

info+="<font face=Arial size=2 color=#FFFFFF>Kontakt</font></a></td>"

info+="</tr>"

info+="</table>"

return(info)
}


//***********************************************
// MAKES THE SELECT FIELD - ON Lustige Sounds - Anruf - Comic
//***********************************************
function selectsoanco(){
var info ="<select onchange=MM_jumpMenu('self',this,1) name=select size=1>"

info+="<option selected>weitere Sounds</option>"
info+="<option value=index.htm>Sounds [001-015]</option>"
info+="<option value=sounds01.htm>Sounds [016-030]</option>"
info+="</select>"

return(info)
}

//***********************************************
// MAKES THE SELECT FIELD - ON Lustige Sounds - Anruf - Diverses
//***********************************************
function selectsoandi(){
var info ="<select onchange=MM_jumpMenu('self',this,1) name=select size=1>"

info+="<option selected>weitere Sounds</option>"
info+="<option value=index.htm>Sounds [001-015]</option>"
info+="<option value=sounds01.htm>Sounds [016-030]</option>"
info+="<option value=sounds02.htm>Sounds [031-045]</option>"
info+="<option value=sounds03.htm>Sounds [046-060]</option>"
info+="<option value=sounds04.htm>Sounds [061-075]</option>"
info+="</select>"

return(info)
}


//***********************************************
// MAKES THE SELECT FIELD - ON Lustige Sounds - Anruf - Erotic
//***********************************************
function selectsoaner(){
var info ="<select onchange=MM_jumpMenu('self',this,1) name=select size=1>"

info+="<option selected>weitere Sounds</option>"
info+="<option value=index.htm>Sounds [001-015]</option>"
info+="</select>"

return(info)
}

//***********************************************
// MAKES THE SELECT FIELD - ON Lustige Sounds - Anruf - Musik
//***********************************************
function selectsoanmu(){
var info ="<select onchange=MM_jumpMenu('self',this,1) name=select size=1>"

info+="<option selected>weitere Sounds</option>"
info+="<option value=index.htm>Sounds [001-015]</option>"
info+="<option value=sounds01.htm>Sounds [016-030]</option>"
info+="</select>"

return(info)
}


//***********************************************
// MAKES THE SELECT FIELD - ON Lustige Sounds - Anruf - Fernsehen
//***********************************************
function selectsoanfe(){
var info ="<select onchange=MM_jumpMenu('self',this,1) name=select size=1>"

info+="<option selected>weitere Sounds</option>"
info+="<option value=index.htm>Sounds [001-015]</option>"
info+="<option value=sounds01.htm>Sounds [016-030]</option>"
info+="<option value=sounds02.htm>Sounds [031-045]</option>"
info+="<option value=sounds03.htm>Sounds [046-060]</option>"
info+="</select>"

return(info)
}


//***********************************************
// MAKES THE SELECT FIELD - ON Lustige Sounds - Anruf - Stars
//***********************************************
function selectsoanst(){
var info ="<select onchange=MM_jumpMenu('self',this,1) name=select size=1>"

info+="<option selected>weitere Sounds</option>"
info+="<option value=index.htm>Sounds [001-015]</option>"
info+="<option value=sounds01.htm>Sounds [016-030]</option>"
info+="<option value=sounds02.htm>Sounds [031-045]</option>"
info+="</select>"

return(info)
}



//***********************************************
// MAKES THE SELECT FIELD - ON Lustige Sounds - Vermischtes
//***********************************************
function selectso(){
var info ="<select onchange=MM_jumpMenu('self',this,1) name=select size=1>"

info+="<option selected>weitere Sounds</option>"
info+="<option value=index.htm>Sounds [001-015]</option>"
info+="<option value=sounds01.htm>Sounds [016-030]</option>"
info+="<option value=sounds02.htm>Sounds [031-045]</option>"
info+="<option value=sounds03.htm>Sounds [046-060]</option>"
info+="<option value=sounds04.htm>Sounds [061-075]</option>"
info+="<option value=sounds05.htm>Sounds [076-090]</option>"
info+="</select>"

return(info)
}

//***********************************************
// MAKES THE SELECT FIELD - ON Lustige Sounds - Die Maus
//***********************************************
function selectsomo(){
var info ="<select onchange=MM_jumpMenu('self',this,1) name=select size=1>"

info+="<option selected>weitere Sounds</option>"
info+="<option value=index.htm>Sounds [001-015]</option>"
info+="<option value=sounds01.htm>Sounds [016-030]</option>"
info+="</select>"

return(info)
}


//***********************************************
// MAKES THE SELECT FIELD - ON Lustige Präsentationen
//***********************************************
function selectpp(){
var info ="<select onchange=MM_jumpMenu('self',this,1) name=select size=1>"

info+="<option selected>weitere Präsentationen</option>"
info+="<option value=index.htm>Präsentationen [001-010]</option>"
info+="<option value=praesentation01.htm>Präsentationen [011-020]</option>"
info+="<option value=praesentation02.htm>Präsentationen [021-030]</option>"
info+="<option value=praesentation03.htm>Präsentationen [031-040]</option>"
info+="</select>"

return(info)
}


//***********************************************
// MAKES THE SELECT FIELD - ON Lustige Videos-missgeschicke
//***********************************************
function selectvidmis(){
var info ="<select onchange=MM_jumpMenu('self',this,1) name=select size=1>"

info+="<option selected>weitere Videos</option>"
info+="<option value=index.htm>Videos [001-010]</option>"
info+="<option value=videos1.htm>Videos [011-020]</option>"
info+="<option value=videos2.htm>Videos [021-030]</option>"
info+="</select>"

return(info)
}


//***********************************************
// MAKES THE SELECT FIELD - ON Lustige Videos-sport
//***********************************************
function selectvidspo(){
var info ="<select onchange=MM_jumpMenu('self',this,1) name=select size=1>"

info+="<option selected>weitere Videos</option>"
info+="<option value=index.htm>Videos [001-010]</option>"
info+="<option value=videos1.htm>Videos [011-020]</option>"
info+="</select>"

return(info)
}

//***********************************************
// MAKES THE SELECT FIELD - ON Lustige Videos-tierisch
//***********************************************
function selectvidtie(){
var info ="<select onchange=MM_jumpMenu('self',this,1) name=select size=1>"

info+="<option selected>weitere Videos</option>"
info+="<option value=index.htm>Videos [001-010]</option>"
info+="<option value=videos1.htm>Videos [011-020]</option>"
info+="</select>"

return(info)
}


//***********************************************
// MAKES THE SELECT FIELD - ON Lustige Videos-vermischtes
//***********************************************
function selectvidver(){
var info ="<select onchange=MM_jumpMenu('self',this,1) name=select size=1>"

info+="<option selected>weitere Videos</option>"
info+="<option value=index.htm>Videos [001-010]</option>"
info+="<option value=videos1.htm>Videos [011-020]</option>"
info+="<option value=videos2.htm>Videos [021-030]</option>"
info+="<option value=videos3.htm>Videos [031-040]</option>"
info+="<option value=videos4.htm>Videos [041-050]</option>"
info+="<option value=videos5.htm>Videos [051-060]</option>"
info+="</select>"

return(info)
}

//***********************************************
// MAKES THE SELECT FIELD - ON Lustige Videos-werbespots
//***********************************************
function selectvidwer(){
var info ="<select onchange=MM_jumpMenu('self',this,1) name=select size=1>"

info+="<option selected>weitere Videos</option>"
info+="<option value=index.htm>Videos [001-010]</option>"
info+="<option value=videos1.htm>Videos [011-020]</option>"
info+="<option value=videos2.htm>Videos [021-030]</option>"
info+="<option value=videos3.htm>Videos [031-040]</option>"
info+="<option value=videos4.htm>Videos [041-050]</option>"
info+="<option value=videos5.htm>Videos [051-060]</option>"
info+="<option value=videos6.htm>Videos [061-070]</option>"
info+="<option value=videos7.htm>Videos [071-080]</option>"
info+="<option value=videos8.htm>Videos [081-090]</option>"
info+="<option value=videos9.htm>Videos [091-100]</option>"
info+="</select>"

return(info)
}

//***********************************************
// MAKES THE SELECT FIELD - ON Lustige Progs-Vermischtes
//***********************************************
function selectprogver(){
var info ="<select onchange=MM_jumpMenu('self',this,1) name=select size=1>"

info+="<option selected>weitere Funprogs</option>"
info+="<option value=index.htm>Funprogs [001-010]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs1.htm>Funprogs [011-020]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs2.htm>Funprogs [021-030]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs3.htm>Funprogs [031-040]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs4.htm>Funprogs [041-050]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs5.htm>Funprogs [051-060]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs6.htm>Funprogs [061-070]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs7.htm>Funprogs [071-080]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs8.htm>Funprogs [081-090]</option>"
info+="</select>"

return(info)
}

//***********************************************
// MAKES THE SELECT FIELD - ON Lustige Progs-Spiele
//***********************************************
function selectprogspi(){
var info ="<select onchange=MM_jumpMenu('self',this,1) name=select size=1>"

info+="<option selected>weitere Funprogs</option>"
info+="<option value=index.htm>Funprogs [001-010]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs1.htm>Funprogs [011-020]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs2.htm>Funprogs [021-030]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs3.htm>Funprogs [031-040]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs4.htm>Funprogs [041-050]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs5.htm>Funprogs [051-060]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs6.htm>Funprogs [061-070]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs7.htm>Funprogs [071-080]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs8.htm>Funprogs [081-090]</option>"
info+="</select>"

return(info)
}


//***********************************************
// MAKES THE SELECT FIELD - ON Lustige Progs-Desktop
//***********************************************
function selectprogdes(){
var info ="<select onchange=MM_jumpMenu('self',this,1) name=select size=1>"

info+="<option selected>weitere Funprogs</option>"
info+="<option value=index.htm>Funprogs [001-010]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs1.htm>Funprogs [011-020]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs2.htm>Funprogs [021-030]</option>"
info+="</select>"

return(info)
}


//***********************************************
// MAKES THE SELECT FIELD - ON Lustige Progs-Animiert
//***********************************************
function selectprogani(){
var info ="<select onchange=MM_jumpMenu('self',this,1) name=select size=1>"

info+="<option selected>weitere Funprogs</option>"
info+="<option value=index.htm>Funprogs [001-010]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs1.htm>Funprogs [011-020]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs2.htm>Funprogs [021-030]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs3.htm>Funprogs [031-040]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs4.htm>Funprogs [041-050]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs5.htm>Funprogs [051-060]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs6.htm>Funprogs [061-070]</option>"
info+="</select>"

return(info)
}

//***********************************************
// MAKES THE SELECT FIELD - ON Lustige Progs-Scherzprogs
//***********************************************
function selectprogsch(){
var info ="<select onchange=MM_jumpMenu('self',this,1) name=select size=1>"

info+="<option selected>weitere Funprogs</option>"
info+="<option value=index.htm>Funprogs [001-010]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs1.htm>Funprogs [011-020]</option>"
info+="<option value=progs2.htm>Funprogs [021-030]</option>"
info+="</select>"

return(info)
}

//***********************************************
// MAKES THE SELECT FIELD - ON Lustige texte
//***********************************************
function selecttxt(){
var info ="<select onchange=MM_jumpMenu('self',this,1) name=select size=1>"

info+="<option selected>weitere Funtexte</option>"
info+="<option value=index.htm>Funtexte [001-015]</option>"
info+="<option value=texte1.htm>Funtexte [016-030]</option>"
info+="<option value=texte2.htm>Funtexte [031-045]</option>"
info+="<option value=texte3.htm>Funtexte [046-060]</option>"
info+="<option value=texte4.htm>Funtexte [061-075]</option>"
info+="<option value=texte5.htm>Funtexte [076-090]</option>"
info+="</select>"

return(info)
}

//***********************************************
// MAKES THE SELECT FIELD - ON Lustige Bilder
//***********************************************
function selectbilder(){
var info ="<select onchange=MM_jumpMenu('self',this,1) name=select size=1>"

info+="<option selected>weitere Bilder</option>"
info+="<option value=bilder01.htm>Bilder [001-050]</option>"
info+="<option value=bilder02.htm>Bilder [051-100]</option>"
info+="<option value=bilder03.htm>Bilder [101-150]</option>"
info+="<option value=bilder04.htm>Bilder [151-200]</option>"
info+="<option value=bilder05.htm>Bilder [201-250]</option>"
info+="<option value=bilder06.htm>Bilder [251-300]</option>"
info+="<option value=bilder07.htm>Bilder [301-350]</option>"
info+="<option value=bilder08.htm>Bilder [351-400]</option>"
info+="<option value=bilder09.htm>Bilder [401-450]</option>"
info+="<option value=bilder10.htm>Bilder [451-500]</option>"
info+="<option value=bilder11.htm>Bilder [501-550]</option>"
info+="<option value=bilder12.htm>Bilder [551-600]</option>"
info+="<option value=bilder13.htm>Bilder [601-650]</option>"
info+="<option value=bilder14.htm>Bilder [651-700]</option>"
info+="<option value=bilder15.htm>Bilder [701-750]</option>"
info+="<option value=bilder16.htm>Bilder [751-800]</option>"
info+="<option value=bilder17.htm>Bilder [801-850]</option>"
info+="<option value=bilder18.htm>Bilder [851-900]</option>"
info+="<option value=bilder19.htm>Bilder [901-950]</option>"
info+="</select>"

return(info)
}

//***********************************************
// MAKES THE Skyscraper - ON WEB PAGE
//***********************************************
function skyscraper(){
var info ="<table border=0>"

info+="<form method='get' action='http://www.funnypage.de/news/newsletter/index.php'>"
info+="<input type='hidden' name='send' value='ok'>"
info+="<input type='hidden' name='action' value='sign'>"
info+="<b><font face='Arial' size='2' color='#FF0000'>Newsletter:</font></b><br>"
info+="<input type='text' name='email' value='Ihre eMail' size=16> <br>"
info+="<input type='submit' value='senden'>"
info+="</form>"


// info+="</tr><tr><td><hr size=1></td></tr><tr>"
// info+="<td><a href=http://www.single-paradies.de target=_blank initstyle>"
// info+="<font face=Arial size=2>Hier klicken ist<br>VERBOTEN !!!</font></a></td>"


       
info+="</tr></table>"

return(info)
}

//***********************************************
// MAKES THE Advertise Banner - ON WEB PAGE (TOP OPTIONS)
//***********************************************
function werbung(){
var info ="<p align=center>"

//info+="<a href=/werbung.php3 target=_blank>"
//info+="<center><img border=0 src=/images/werbung.gif width=9 height=60>"


//info+="<script language=JavaScript src=http://srv1.bannercommunity.de/banner.cgi?siteid=4344354></script>"
 

//info+="<a href=http://www.scherzbold.info/cgi-bin/webadverts/ads.pl?member=test;banner=NonSSI;page=01;zone=1 target=_blank>"
//info+="<img border=0 src=http://www.scherzbold.info/cgi-bin/webadverts/ads.pl?member=test;page=01;zone=1>"

//info+="</a></center></p>"

//info+="<img src=http://de.nedstatpro.net/cgi-bin/nedstatpro.gif?name=pewebdeu_2 width=1 height=1 align=right>"

return(info)
}


//***********************************************
// MAKES THE Advertise Banner - ON Lustige Videos (TOP OPTIONS)
//***********************************************
function werbunglv(){
var info ="<p align=center>"

//info+="<a href=/werbung.php3 target=_blank>"
//info+="<center><img border=0 src=/images/werbung.gif width=9 height=60>"

//info+="<script language=JavaScript src=http://srv1.bannercommunity.de/banner.cgi?siteid=4344354></script>"

//info+="<a href=http://www.scherzbold.info/cgi-bin/webadverts/ads.pl?member=test;banner=NonSSI;page=01;zone=1 target=_blank>"
//info+="<img border=0 src=http://www.scherzbold.info/cgi-bin/webadverts/ads.pl?member=test;page=01;zone=1>"
info+="</a></center></p>"

//info+="<img src=http://de.nedstatpro.net/cgi-bin/nedstatpro.gif?name=pewebdeu_3 width=1 height=1 align=right>"

return(info)
}


//***********************************************
// MAKES THE Advertise Banner - ON Lustige texte (TOP OPTIONS)
//***********************************************
function werbungt(){
var info ="<p align=center>"

//info+="<a href=/werbung.php3 target=_blank>"
//info+="<center><img border=0 src=/images/werbung.gif width=9 height=60>"

//info+="<script language=JavaScript src=http://srv1.bannercommunity.de/banner.cgi?siteid=4344354></script>"

//info+="<a href=http://www.scherzbold.info/cgi-bin/webadverts/ads.pl?member=test;banner=NonSSI;page=01;zone=1 target=_blank>"
//info+="<img border=0 src=http://www.scherzbold.info/cgi-bin/webadverts/ads.pl?member=test;page=01;zone=1>"

//info+="</a></center></p>"

//info+="<img src=http://de.nedstatpro.net/cgi-bin/nedstatpro.gif?name=pewebdeu_4 width=1 height=1 align=right>"

return(info)
}


//***********************************************
// MAKES THE Advertise Banner - ON Lustige Bilder (TOP OPTIONS)
//***********************************************
function werbunglb(){
var info ="<p align=center>"

//info+="<a href=/werbung.php3 target=_blank>"
//info+="<center><img border=0 src=/images/werbung.gif width=9 height=60>"

//info+="<script language=JavaScript src=http://srv1.bannercommunity.de/banner.cgi?siteid=4344354></script>"

//info+="<a href=http://www.scherzbold.info/cgi-bin/webadverts/ads.pl?member=test;banner=NonSSI;page=01;zone=1 target=_blank>"
//info+="<img border=0 src=http://www.scherzbold.info/cgi-bin/webadverts/ads.pl?member=test;page=01;zone=1>"
info+="</a></center></p>"

//info+="<img src=http://de.nedstatpro.net/cgi-bin/nedstatpro.gif?name=pewebdeu_5 width=1 height=1 align=right>"

return(info)
}

//***********************************************
// MAKES THE Advertise Banner - ON Lustige Programme (TOP OPTIONS)
//***********************************************
function werbungtp(){
var info ="<p align=center>"

//info+="<a href=/werbung.php3 target=_blank>"
//info+="<center><img border=0 src=/images/werbung.gif width=9 height=60>"

//info+="<script language=JavaScript src=http://srv1.bannercommunity.de/banner.cgi?siteid=4344354></script>"

//info+="<a href=http://www.scherzbold.info/cgi-bin/webadverts/ads.pl?member=test;banner=NonSSI;page=01;zone=1 target=_blank>"
//info+="<img border=0 src=http://www.scherzbold.info/cgi-bin/webadverts/ads.pl?member=test;page=01;zone=1>"

//info+="</a></center></p>"

//info+="<img src=http://de.nedstatpro.net/cgi-bin/nedstatpro.gif?name=pewebdeu_6 width=1 height=1 align=right>"

return(info)
}

//***********************************************
// MAKES THE Advertise Banner - ON Witze (TOP OPTIONS)
//***********************************************
function werbungtw(){
var info ="<p align=center>"

//info+="<a href=/werbung.php3 target=_blank>"
//info+="<center><img border=0 src=/images/werbung.gif width=9 height=60>"

//info+="<script language=JavaScript src=http://srv1.bannercommunity.de/banner.cgi?siteid=4344354></script>"

//info+="<a href=http://www.scherzbold.info/cgi-bin/webadverts/ads.pl?member=test;banner=NonSSI;page=01;zone=1 target=_blank>"
//info+="<img border=0 src=http://www.scherzbold.info/cgi-bin/webadverts/ads.pl?member=test;page=01;zone=1>"

//info+="</a></center></p>"

//info+="<img src=http://de.nedstatpro.net/cgi-bin/nedstatpro.gif?name=pewebdeu_7 width=1 height=1 align=right>"

return(info)
}

//***********************************************
// MAKES THE Advertise Banner - ON Schwedisches Wörterbuch (TOP OPTIONS)
//***********************************************
function werbungs(){
var info ="<p align=center>"

//info+="<a href=/werbung.php3 target=_blank>"
//info+="<center><img border=0 src=/images/werbung.gif width=9 height=60>"

//info+="<script language=JavaScript src=http://srv1.bannercommunity.de/banner.cgi?siteid=4344354></script>"

//info+="<a href=http://www.scherzbold.info/cgi-bin/webadverts/ads.pl?member=test;banner=NonSSI;page=01;zone=1 target=_blank>"
//info+="<img border=0 src=http://www.scherzbold.info/cgi-bin/webadverts/ads.pl?member=test;page=01;zone=1>"

//info+="</a></center></p>"

//info+="<img src=http://de.nedstatpro.net/cgi-bin/nedstatpro.gif?name=pewebdeu_8 width=1 height=1 align=right>"

return(info)
}


//***********************************************
// MAKES THE Advertise Banner - ON Lustige Präsentationen (TOP OPTIONS)
//***********************************************
function werbungpp(){
var info ="<p align=center>"

//info+="<a href=/werbung.php3 target=_blank>"
//info+="<center><img border=0 src=/images/werbung.gif width=9 height=60>"

//info+="<script language=JavaScript src=http://srv1.bannercommunity.de/banner.cgi?siteid=4344354></script>"

//info+="<a href=http://www.scherzbold.info/cgi-bin/webadverts/ads.pl?member=test;banner=NonSSI;page=01;zone=1 target=_blank>"
//info+="<img border=0 src=http://www.scherzbold.info/cgi-bin/webadverts/ads.pl?member=test;page=01;zone=1>"

//info+="</a></center></p>"

//info+="<img src=http://de.nedstatpro.net/cgi-bin/nedstatpro.gif?name=pewebdeu_9 width=1 height=1 align=right>"

return(info)
}


//***********************************************
// MAKES THE Advertise Banner - ON Lustige Sounds (TOP OPTIONS)
//***********************************************
function werbungso(){
var info ="<p align=center>"

//info+="<a href=/werbung.php3 target=_blank>"
//info+="<center><img border=0 src=/images/werbung.gif width=9 height=60>"

//info+="<script language=JavaScript src=http://srv1.bannercommunity.de/banner.cgi?siteid=4344354></script>"

//info+="<a href=http://www.scherzbold.info/cgi-bin/webadverts/ads.pl?member=test;banner=NonSSI;page=01;zone=1 target=_blank>"
//info+="<img border=0 src=http://www.scherzbold.info/cgi-bin/webadverts/ads.pl?member=test;page=01;zone=1>"

//info+="</a></center></p>"

//info+="<img src=http://de.nedstatpro.net/cgi-bin/nedstatpro.gif?name=pewebdeu_10 width=1 height=1 align=right>"

return(info)
}


//***********************************************
// MAKES THE Advertise Banner - ON Over 18 (TOP OPTIONS)
//***********************************************
function werbungad(){
var info ="<p align=center>"

//info+="<a href=/werbung.php3 target=_blank>"
//info+="<center><img border=0 src=/images/werbung.gif width=9 height=60>"

//info+="<script language=JavaScript src=http://srv1.bannercommunity.de/banner.cgi?siteid=4344354></script>"

//info+="<a href=http://www.adbull.de/cgi-bin/cash4adverts.pl?sponsor=funnypage target=_blank>"
//info+="<img border=0 src=http://www.adbull.de/cgi-bin/cash4adverts.pl?banner=funnypage>"

//info+="</a></center></p>"

//info+="<test>"

return(info)
}



//***********************************************
// Impressum Text
//***********************************************
function impressum(){
var info ="<p align=center>"

info+="<font face=Arial size=1>&nbsp;© 2007 FunnyPage Web Design. Alle Rechte vorbehalten</font>"

return(info)
}